vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOd

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I FIGURED OUT THE ONE THING THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN’T HAVE A GIF FOR

wefollowedfires:

super-who-locked-in:

moosezekiel:

anigrrrl2:

innernerd1:

iniquitysoneoftheperks:

cardiffwaless:

THEIR OTP KISSING

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GO TO YOUR ROOM!

That is a low blow. Ouch.

ah yes but what if your otp is sam/jess

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or crowley/bobby

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oh and dont forget megstiel

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also sam/ruby

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there are more otps in our fandom than just destiel, you know. 

actually does this count?

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Or Charlie/Glinda

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illogiqueen:

"While nick-naming is typically an affectionate action, some names have … different connotations, Spock."

"It was inappropriate to call you a dick-wad, then?"

Jim smiled. “Let’s just say you shouldn’t learn Standard vernacular from Dr. McCoy.”

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cybernotter:

pizzapuffs:

No media about the fact that there’s a All Male,  African American High school on the southside of chicago who year after year has a 100% graduating senior class who ALL get accepted to 4 year universities/colleges.

they just want to talk about how whether a person’s death on the southside is gang related or not.

WHAT

This is ridiculously impressive.

I’m just looking up sources, and the statistics are really incredible.

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spicyshimmy:

james t kirk is an incredibly important fragile unexpected beautiful character who’s flawed and melodramatic and dorky and handsome and sexual and weird and HUMAN and cranky sometimes and deeply in love other times and a li’l chubby most of the time and he needs to be protected from everyone who thinks he’s a dumb hick who goes through women like tissues. protect james t kirk. this is the new prime directive

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colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:


me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

(Source: gazpachoblog)

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ugh-stevecarlsburg:

today is tuesday

today is also april fools day

you know what that means

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(Source: going-holmes)

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Lets pause and appreciate Kyoya Ootori

russianoatmeal:

Making a profit off his fellow club members
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Being shirtless
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Indulging Tamaki
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Being angry
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Eating a cheeseburger
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Laughing
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Doing the glasses thing
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Being a sexy vampire
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Being evil awesome
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That concludes this Kyoya Ootori appreciation post for today, please continue scrolling. 

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bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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